| Shadow Falls Reboot Info |
[Feb. 14th, 2015|11:57 pm] |
Herrick left Shadow Falls well before the revolution. After leaving his humans and home in the hands of one of his trusted and well paid associates, he and Dillon Barnes set off for new surroundings and eventually settled down in New York. Unfortunately for him, however, he hadn't been away from the city long enough for his enemies there to die off and quickly got caught up in old feuds. By the time he'd heard of a revolt back in Shadow Falls, all of the fighting was over. Without his protection and with all of the resentment and animosity built up between him and the citizens of the town, mortal and vampire alike, his humans were liberated, some killed, his home ransacked and burned to the ground
When he finally made it back home, Arcturus had already moved in and gotten things under control. In fact, he was just crossing over the border into Shadow Falls when the new man in charge was returning the memory wiping spell to the city limits and got unfortunately caught in the middle of the magic.
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| CXVII |
[May. 17th, 2012|02:16 pm] |
One of the largest and most widely believed lies in the world:
Unalienable rights.
Moving back home tomorrow. Turner House! I think I should break it in with some blood letting. Anyone want to help?
Fenris, Fenris? Apparently the Freki are pussies. |
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| CVXI |
[May. 7th, 2012|10:23 pm] |
Why yes, it is true.
Whenever I meet someone I do picture what you must be like in bed. Based off of that I rate your performance and that decides if I like you or not.
Points are awarded for attractiveness, creativity, prowess, and what, you know, is going on down there landscaping wise. |
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| CVX |
[May. 6th, 2012|10:47 pm] |
"I've gotta say, it was nice meeting you. Who would've thought there were nice vampires around here."
Yeah bitches, she was walking about ME. |
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| CVIX |
[May. 4th, 2012|02:16 am] |
You know, if Arcturus is supposed to be as big of a bad ass as everyone claims you would think he would bring some other bad asses to this town with him. But NO. WRONG. What do we get instead? More lame rules and a bunch of fucking XXXXXXXXXs. Sparklers still abound, running around, snatching up all the humans and slapping bracelets on them to protect them from danger! To keep them safe! Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Do you know how lame that is? Can't let the humans get hurt. Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to so and so.
Ugh.
Ruining all my fun, that's what you're doing! God dammit, respect your elders.
Assholes. |
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| CVIII |
[Apr. 18th, 2012|10:39 pm] |
A package arrived for me today...
a present from my secret admirer. The note read, and I quote:
Dearest Herrick,
You are the light of my life. My heart beats for you and only you and every moment that we are apart I fear may be my last. I simply cannot exist without you! The memory of your bite makes me shiver with delight and touch myself in very naughty places (you know what places I'm talking about and if you don't, I will happily show you!). Every evening I sit longingly at my window and look out into the street praying that the next shadow I see darting between the street lights is you, my handsome knight, coming to rescue me from the banality of my own existence. Know that when I light a candle and leave it on my sill it is in hopes that you will come home to me.
All my love,
XXOO
And inside the box was a stuffed giraffe. I mean--
I don't get it. |
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| CVII |
[Apr. 13th, 2012|12:05 am] |
Lately I've been wondering...am I too proud?
Really? I mean I know I'm proud but too? How are you supposed to decide when it's gotten to be too much? Don't I deserve it? Haven't I done hundreds of thousands of amazing things? Haven't I lived for nearly two millennium? Does that mean I need to be humble? How is it possible to live the lives I've lived and still be humble?
I think I have a right! A right to be obnoxious and self-centered, and to take whatever I want. When you've experienced as much temporary, transitory everything as I have it's easy to become the only thing that matters anymore. I dare you to turn out differently.
And why is that wrong? Why should I give a shit about anyone else? In the long run you won't matter you'll just fade away.
God damn I'm so fucking broke. |
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| CVI |
[Apr. 9th, 2012|10:24 pm] |
Does anyone want to play with me?
Heh.
Vampires? Humans? Miscellaneous? I'm not prejudiced. Equal opportunity and all that. |
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| CV |
[Apr. 4th, 2012|01:28 am] |
With Jakob magically disappeared I've had to look for head shrinking other places.
Because, you know, I secretly have an unquenchable desire to understand the "whys" of Herrick Fucking Turner.
The hooker on the top of the slide at the elementary school advised it's probably because I'm insecure.
So there you have it. Insecure. Is that the same as having self-esteem issues? Will someone please stroke my ego? For the sake of mental health?
Oh, and Dillon! Good news! He also said to point you in his direction if you ever need a good fuck. Finally you won't have to suffer through any more of my namby-pamby coital debacles anymore. Victory! |
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| CIV |
[Mar. 30th, 2012|01:43 pm] |
How much did you miss me? Really. There's no need to be coy. And remember, I always reward my favorites.
And what the hell went on while I was gone? |
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| CIII |
[Mar. 24th, 2012|04:03 pm] |
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Andrei - Ubi sunt vobis? |
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| CII |
[Mar. 18th, 2012|09:55 am] |
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Non credere volo meminisse. Duo milia annos produci tantum infirmitate - et mulieres. |
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| CI |
[Mar. 12th, 2012|07:04 pm] |
Memini finem Romam.
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| C |
[May. 14th, 2011|03:53 pm] |
If you didn't know, and I don't know what rock you were living under if you didn't, there was an explosion at Shade last Wednesday. No, it wasn't an accident, no pilot light gone out, and sorry Detective Berger it wasn't arson like you so desperately wanted it to be.
It was an act of terrorism. Terrorism! In this quaint, picturesque town.
My floor manager died so if anyone's looking for a job we should be rebuilt - ugh. I don't even know what that time table's going to be like.
Headache.
I think I should have stayed in Vegas. |
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| XCIX |
[May. 11th, 2011|12:23 am] |
Well...
it lasted longer than I thought it would. Being boring is just so boring!
Dmitri, come and see me, lover. |
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| XCVIII |
[Apr. 20th, 2011|08:17 am] |
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It's 4/20 and I'm out of business. This is the first time I won't be making thousands of dollars off of poor, drug-using saps since the seventies. |
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| XCVII |
[Apr. 18th, 2011|11:51 pm] |
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I want to have sex in an abandoned amusement park. |
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| XCVI |
[Apr. 12th, 2011|09:54 pm] |
I have some un-fucking-grateful kids, you know that?
And it's all about humans! Mother fucking humans! |
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| XCV |
[Apr. 10th, 2011|09:19 pm] |
Alright. I get it. Really, I do.
I'm an asshole. I'm a horrible person, I do horrible things, I abuse the power I have and the actions and decisions I take and make are purely for my own selfish benefit. I have a lot of opportunities to do a lot of great things for Shadow Falls, for others, but I don't. In fact, I do just the opposite. Kidnapping, torture, murder, harassment, terrorism. I squander my gifts, I trample over others and take advantage of them. I'm cruel simply for the sake of cruelty and target individuals who I know can't possibly stand a chance against me. I'm a monster.
And I'm sorry.
I know I don't deserve a second chance but I have one and I can do better, I can be better, and I will. I'll right my wrongs, I'll contribute to charities, I'll do community service. I'm giving up dealing drugs, I refuse to continue being selfish, hoarding money, and delighting in the destruction and misery of others both human and vampire. |
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| XCIV |
[Apr. 1st, 2011|08:08 pm] |
Heading out of town for the weekend on business. Someone very important in these parts gave me a sizable amount of money to bring someone very specific back into town for them. This certain someone is so important I'm absolutely sworn to secrecy when it comes to revealing their identity. I'm not even allowed to tell my business partner. Apparently what I do, what they're paying for, is so dirty they don't want to have anything to do with it, even in casual conversation.
Don't worry, Lukas, I'll be back before Tuesday so I won't spoil our date. |
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